Status Updates From The Final Pagan Generation:...

I played Minecraft for three hours earlier today and then when I went back no progress was saved. The grief I felt was comparable to that felt by Libanius when emperor Julian died in Persia.

I injured my back due to not following the time honored saying „lift with your legs not your back“.

In my diminished state I was really able to imagine being a middle aged Roman.

My brother is playing super smash bros and the controller noises are outrageous. Really makes 4th century Rome look like a paradise.

Waoh I wish Rome was real