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Chap 17 🥺❤️

“Good job hero.” She said. “Im not even going to ask why you have a bikini bottom wrapped around your ankle.” She kissed me on the forehead, breathing in deeply as if to memorize my scent like Hecuba had with Nope.

“I have a friend whose dad once turned her into a tree.” THALIA

“My friend Nico di Angelo, son of Hades, also had the ability. Hed used it once to take me Christmas shopping in Florence”

“He was being at me like See? Annabeth will make a great mom! Dude. I thought. One thing at a time. Im still working on college applications.”

“I did not want to slashy-slashy Annabeth. That would make her mad.”

“Nope squirmed in my arms and peed.”

“Nope made up names for all of us. Annabeth is Mom […] “Im Chew Toy” […] “You’re Alley Boy.”

I hadn’t called him Mr. Brunner since i was twelve years old but old habits die hard. Seeing him back behind a teachers desk after all these years… He glanced over with a smile. A dollop of cream cheese clung to his beard. “Percy! Hello my boy”

this is just gonna be a fun palette cleanser me thinks

The potty humor is strong with this one...oh boy

my first time reading it im so excited

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