Status Updates From When We Were Killers

Anna is quite literally the only character I can stand... and Finn is just using her constantly

I can’t read this anymore

“Sallies till we die” what on earth ??? As a former resident that was NOT THE CASE

Even with Maja’s warning about “turd-colored paper” on page 7, it still was an absolutely baffling use of description

he’s the bad guy for not wanting his brother to take drugs indiscriminately?? 😭 it’s so tough that posh private school boys have to deal with this hardship 💔✊😔

since when do people get catcalled for hugging in a public bus 😭😭

can anyone pls confirm whether “sallies til we dies” is a real slogan?? 😭

it actually must be a talent to be able to have both prose and dialogue be so consistently cringy on top of being allergic to showing and instead just endlessly telling, telling, telling

“Maybe it lubricated my throat.” okay i think it’s time for bed what on earth 😭😭

“What’s your other half?”
“What?”
“The half of you that isn’t obstreperous American.”
“Mystical, magical, romantic and Irish.” 🥺🥺
actually what are we doing and why is benson boone here 😟

‘a wilting, turd-coloured scrap of paper’ we couldn’t just say brown? 🫩