Status Updates From Vampires of El Norte

she acts like a child i’m so annoyed bruh

ughhhh give him a break. have like an actual conversation instead of just being mad at him

i was not updating this book at all, that just shows you how much i am devouring her. nena and nestor my babies, they deserve freedom from them all, the yankees, the vampires, the dona mercedes, the papa, felix, they can all f off and let my babies live in peace

This is so different than what I thought it was going to be. Less scary, more emotional, and I'm here for it. My husband read this first and loved it and encouraged me to give it a go. I adore Néstor.

why is the dog named chicken