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Rachel Ann
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‘I felt like I had talked myself out of getting mugged by convincing my attacker to put down her gun and splash vinegar in my eyes instead.’ I’m sorry this is genuinely one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever read 😂
— Jan 27, 2026 04:56PM
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