Status Updates From The Twisted Ones

oh hell naw. now the statue is sentient???

There’s a moment in this where the author (in her very annoying, too-sarcastic prose writes) “never go back for the cat, right? That’s how you get eaten by aliens.” And unless she’s referencing a different alien franchise this is actually not what happens to Ripley.

LMAOOO I miss t.kingfishers writing so much, the characters are hilarious to me 😭