Status Updates From The Other

I have a theory

Noooooo not the cute old lady

Over halfway there and I don’t think I’m getting what I need to be getting quite yet

I, too, know what it’s like to be a Rooster

Little boys are so weird

Big headed baby

That was kinda pretentious

🤔

I knew that our main boys are twins with separate birthdays because one of them was born after midnight, but this chapter told me that one is a Pisces and the other an Aries, which means they were born on my birthday!

Does the rat die dot com

Okay

This book has such a strong scent