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im not DNF-ing but i do want this to be over

The fact that it took Alex impulsively torpedoeing his career by revealing he vents about the showrunners through fanfiction to get it through your thick skull the dangers of him telling you this kind of shit, April, is...wow.

You are a really self centered person.

I mean, granted, Ron and R.J. don't have any more PR common sense than Alex, considering that...

this is just game of throne actor rpf ???

love the reverence for fandoms but i'm not sure i like the actual plot.

honestly i'm trying to piece the story of this fictional tv show together

So Lauren is unflappable in the face of fatphobic comments I see.

Damn. Lauren sounds ten times less immature and insecure than April from that one statement alone. And Alex sounds like a genuinely flawed but decent guy whose meddling results in believable conflict.

I want to read THAT romance instead of this one.

"April was done hiding...it wasn't going to be comfortable."

Girl, it's a convention. If you don't want to be fat-shamed and judged, just stay at home and process your emotions like an adult.

"Marcus's abandonment of her"

Girl, he was TRYING to support you in his own way! Give me a break!

Frankly, I am not rooting for this couple to make it back together. Marcus deserves better in a girlfriend than someone who flies off the handle every time he misreads a social situation.

The whole BAWN thing is a no-win situation. Marcus only really had two options: come clean to April in the beginning or cut ties with her and the Lavineas server completely. Definitely not ask April out on a second date.

Plus, while APRIL might be loyal and try to keep Marcus's secrets, there is still the matter of paparazzi and obsessed fans. It's not like April's fan accounts are a secret or even secure. Any dedicated stalker fan/paparazzi could easily find April's accounts and through that, discover the truth.

That, and April could still slip up and reveal the truth by accident.