Status Updates From The King's Men (All for the...

Faawwwkk me it’s 2am somehow

"A man can only have so many issues," Andrew said. "It is just a key."

Oh Andrew, how I adore you and how you would absolutely hate me upon meeting 🫶🏼🫶🏼

so…. wtf happened in the last 100 pages…. what happens to neil doesn’t affect me but you gotta give it to the author she knows how to write a plot twist

"Нил так и не понял, каким образом от строительных работ на окраине кампуса они перешли к вероятности Третьей мировой войны."

Стандартный диалог в два ка двадцать шесть.

Oh Neil, you ar playing a very dangerous game and I cannot WAIT for the odds to tip in your favor

They’re actually conversing, like ACTUALLY talking and going back and forth for the sake of WANTING to go back and forth (while Andrew’s sober and neither is bargaining for something mind you) ahhh I’m fan girling again 🌝🌝🌝 I’ve missed this part of reading 🫶🏼🫶🏼

"We are going to Columbia tomorrow," Andrew said. "Now walk away and tell Coach to mind his pay grade. I will not let him get away with this a second time."

Nothing and no one holds power over Andrew (except for the obvious obtuse one)

I feel so “But Daddy, I love him!!” About these books so much like no ONE can tell em these are not just as deserving of love as classics have been receiving for decades

He still doesn’t care about himself 😭

Thank goodness the end of The Raven king had an explanation of Exy!! Like I remembered it and how the court was constructed but a hard set of rules was an amazing refresher for this upcoming CHAMPIONSHIP FINALLLL 😛😛😛