Status Updates From Nothingland (Deadlands #3)

Not the sudden deluge of pop culture references and brand name drops lmao

Typo misspelling

“She hadn’t checked it to even make sure it was full. How stupid was that?”
Very. And I’m supposed to believe that this girl could shoot a dude in the throat?

Typo should be “it’s” not “its”

GIRL- you drove it through the side of a fcking building. What did you expect? For the car to be amazing to drive afterwards? Wtaf?

“”You sent me into that Church to die.””
…well, YOU went into the Church. AND didn’t even try to look for the strawberries even when you got inside. Come on now

“”Because she didn’t have faith in me that I could get the job done. I’m used to people underestimating me.””
…people should underestimate you. Lmao you didn’t get the job done I’m sorry I can’t take her seriously

“”They’re nothing but crying ladies. The world has its fair share of them.””
DID YOU NOT JUST SAY THAT IT’S KILLED TO GET TO YOU LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES AGO?

I’m sorry but what exactly does the Banshee do? HOW is it killing people, like Ella claims?

Typo “pay back” should be two words in this context

Typo unnecessary apostrophe

Typo inconsistent capitalization

Typo “bulletproof” isn’t hyphenated

Typo should be “its” not “it’s”

Typo missing words

Typo unnecessary dash

Typo change of tenses

This sentence is missing a word

Why is “strawberries” capitalized?

Typos inconsistent capitalization

1. Typo “Chinese food” isn’t capitalized
2. …is this racist?

Typo “eye could see” isn’t hyphenated

Ok so is the Clown not from the US? Bc otherwise I’ve never heard an American use the words “bum”, “cheeky”, or “wee” unironically or outside of a joke

Typo why are these two separate sentences?