Status Updates From Christmas at Fox Ridge

Holly: How was La La Land? Is Ryan Gosling as dreamy as we think?

Holly: That’s a penis inside a hot dog bun.
Eira: Sure is. This is what dating is like now. Don’t you miss it?
Holly: I just…What possessed him to flop his sausage into a hot dog bun and take a photo?

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Eira: Pretty hard to tell without knowing what you look like without them.

Eira: He could make me sweat wearing a pair of oversized Hello Kitty pajamas.

Lucas: Are you okay?
Eira: Yeah. I’m just really wet.

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Eira: His ass is all wrong.

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