Status Updates From The Employees

The objects have no feelings and look like shiny liquid but are solid and need to be hung up . The humans merge with the objects? to be the non earthling employees aside earth human coworkers and both leave the statements? Sickness and reuploading? To whom are they writing the statements? Investigators- Two rooms one with objects and one with voices

Strange and fascinating. I wonder why the statements are not in order of how long the employees have been with the objects, or how close they are to the objects- the order seems random.