Status Updates From روميو وجولييت

i was reading this in class while sitting across from a certain person and then just started laughing at a dirty joke in this book 😭 but also why did shakespeare make dirty jokes

Idk if the language is just complicated or if im just really gay but this is so boring, whats so romantic about this? "Im 14, i saw this guy once, married him imidietly and will kill myself for this love" and it all happens within like a week