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"Let's learn with birds!

[orb songbird]
Circle!

[profile of songbird pointing its beak up]
Triangle!

[Canada goose]
Fear!

"'It's my favorite time of year!'

It's SQUELCH season!!!

Squelch with me!'
*putch* *plup*

'I'm not as into this as you are'
*shlup*

"Confession
[one bird talking to three other birds]
'OK OK
I got one
I got one

[close up on the talking bird]
I kinda like cats!
You know?'

[all four birds]
'What the hell?'
'They're cute!'
'You can't say that'

[close up on talking bird]
'"RAARR!"
Haha
Those teeth?
They're adorable'
'What are you talking about?!'
'Always jumping everywhere...
Awww!'"