Status Updates From Gwyneth: The Biography

The product that sold out from this chapter it smells like a vagina candle was actually hilarious. Martha Stewart said it said more about the horniness of men than anything else. It was probably mostly men that bought it

It seems that in addition to the bee stings, coffee enemas were also frowned upon. Not to mention Moon dust and sex dust. The more I read about this woman the more she sounds to be a very much conceited Hollywood starlet. I don't like her

Bee sting therapy ended up being a very bad idea for goop g o o p. People sort of started dying from anaphylactic shock