Status Updates From Valencia

ngl lawnmower is a really wild metaphor for sex

iris is pmo so bad genuinely gtfo and also i could NEVER be non monogamous do not let this be my future please and also i can’t decide if latex gloves are worse than finger cots or dental dams this book is posing LOTS OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

i need to stop putting this book in situations in which it is going to get water-damaged. i swear it's making roblox noises at me each time