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Oon palannut mun draco x harry fanfiction eralle

But Harry still heard Ron sigh dramatically, "I knew it."

Ron pls now is not the time for the sass

"So? Do you think you can be good for the rest of the year? Or do I need to transfer you to Durmstrang to keep you from abducting Mr Malfoy away in your sex car?"

MINERVA

Snape and McGonagall being the biggest shippers is so on brand

Oh no 🙃

"A pair of dark blue pyjama bottoms and a Weird Sisters t-shirt weren't haute couture, but at least it wasn't a flashing neon Weasley jumper complete with singing socks. And yeah, he had those."

I need to see this pls n thanks

Luna being so adamant about befriending Millicent is so entertaining to me

'consoled the one-man band'

CACKLING

He will forevermore be Ned-the-Hufflepuff, won't he??

portrait professor Snape is fantastic

he got a FERRET oh my GOD

She blinked behind the glasses. "My, but you do resemble Harry Potter now, don't you?"
"I am Harry Potter," Harry said, a bit taken aback.
"Oh, pshaw! Can't fool an old witch like me. He's gone and opened a new Ministry of Magic in
America now, hasn't he?" She tsked at him and then led him by the elbow toward the back of the
shop.


Madam Malkin my love