Status Updates From How Freaking Romantic

“And when my moms fourth husband had a heart attack one night during my sophomore year of high school, I had no problem sitting by his hospital bed for three days until my mom returned from her girls’ trip to Las Vegas.”

Wow…I wouldn’t ever want to bail on a girl’s trip, but I would in fact leave to be with my husband if that happened to him.

Her mother is a piece of work fr.

“It’s all my grandma’s vintage Pyrex. You know, the white with the blue-and-orange designs on the side?”

I too would go to my ex’s house to take my vintage Pyrex bowls back (as someone who does in fact have vintage Pyrex bowls).

I LOATHE this FMC. She’s insufferable, unreasonable and self-centered. For someone who loves to call people an ‘asshole’, she’s the only real asshole in the entire story. This MMC deserves better.

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shoutout dorinda