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Man, the whole affinity knot thing, and then:
“Hua Cheng gazed into his eyes. ‘I know you can’t die, and that you aren’t afraid to die. But…not dying doesn’t mean not getting hurt…When you find something strange or dangerous, don’t touch it. Find me…’ Xie Lian chewed on his words before he finally, arduously, squeezed out a quiet request. ‘You, you too…Neither of us will touch it. All right?’”

“Quan Yizhen suddenly asked ‘Shixiong, am I annoying?’ Yin Yu puffed a dry laugh ‘You heard all that?’ Quan Yizhen nodded, and Yin Yu’s expression grew complicated… ‘You’re not that bad, I guess.’ Any normal person would’ve picked up on how forced the words were, but Quan Yizhen seemed to take them at face value.”
My autistic soul is screaming JUST BE DIRECT, GODDAMN IT!

LOL, Hua Cheng and his penchant for dramatic entrances! I hope the animated version gets to this, because the blood rain soaking Pei Ming but turning to petals before it reaches Xie Lian is too funny.

“‘Your Highnesz, do you have an antidote or something?…And YOU!’ Pei Ming admonished Banyue. ‘Is this how you cooked for him? What’s with this snake? It’s still moving…is it a spirit now?’ Banyue seemed to be ceaselessly kowtowing… ‘I’m sorry…I didn’t know how long a spirit would need to be cooked for.’” Like (scrap god) father, like (ghost) daughter, LOL.