Status Updates From My Feral Romance

YUPPPP

IM FINALLY READING IT!! (After it being on my shelf for over a year and being one of the first books I bought when I got into reading) but lowkey I think I can tell I’ll like it as it seems like a light hearted easy fantasy read so far

The FMC rage eats bacon whenever she feels upset. The way some of us go through Ben & Jerry’s pints of ice cream after a break-up 😭

- “He’s asking her how he should grip his fucking gun! If I had even the slightest inkling the innuendo was intentional, I’d haul him behind the stall and punch him in the dick.”
Look at you Mr. “I’m never going to be in a serious relationship”. Sure, buddy… 🤨😆