Status Updates From Femeia in Alb

This shit best turn around. I'm not even halfway through and I've already lost all hope.

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

When I catch you, Percival. WHEN I CATCH YOU 👊😠 He needs to be SHOT, and whilst you're at it, shoot Mr. Fairlie too. That cosplaying benefit scrounger is soiling the good, reputable name of cripple kind 🫷😒

I DO 👏 NOT 👏 trust that greasy, balding bastard. Baronet or not, that wack ass hairline should be a criminal offence 🖕😠🖕 Trying to get his grubby mitts on my close personal friend, Laura Farlie's, inheritance (3.5 MILLION, btw ☝️🤨).