Status Updates From Grave Matter

Oh my days, why is it that so many authors just now write men with having a penis so big it will never fit!! I know it's not exciting reading about button mushrooms but no every man has an offence weapon in their trunks. Normal knobs in a book are ok too you know. Just no writing about the microscopic members of the mail species

So far it's okay

Ok let's give this a whirl....