Status Updates From Catwoman, Volume 4: Gotham ...

Dr. Phosphorus… father of the century. (Note the sarcasm 🤭)

She’s getting more done than these bloody detectives. Especially Keyes wth is her problem?

Everyone’s so pissy at her and for what? She’s so much better than Penguin.

Notes:
(1) So far, this book's surprised me. It's only been regular two-star bad, rather than the painful one-star bad I expected. There is the Joker's Daughter origin issue upcoming, which I've read before, and it's the worst single issue comic I've ever read.
(2) I wonder if editorial, at this point, paid closer scrutiny to Nocenti. The dialogue's... comparably tolerable.

Notes:
(1) Two days in, and how have I only read 44 pages? I guess it does make sense, since I'd rather do ANYTHING else than read this.
(2) Drumming up motivation to read this book is like rolling a boulder up the side of a slippery hill.
(3) Why does all the dialogue in this book sound like beatnik poetry? This freeform hippie prose is a drag, man, it's a king-sized drag!