Status Updates From The Executioners Three

“I’m sure there are lots of people who would willingly distract you” “And maybe I don’t want lots of people, Gellar” SCREAMING

“You could kill a guy with that hair” HES YEARNING GUYS HES YEARNING

“But Theo was beautiful and tortured. And for some reason that was a lot more appealing” she gets it guys 💔 sincerely, the chairman of the tortured poets department

Going from whatever the hell that was to saying “Enemies, yeah?” Is ABSOLUTELY diabolical and I love it

am I…. interrupting…

SHE JUST BOWED. screw Theo bruh I want Freddie she is so fine

They are kissing with tongue in front of her mother. Whatever floats your boat I guess guys like don’t let me stop you

Freddie literally taking photos of the crime scene is very evidently going to come back later 😭 what happens in the dark always comes to light Freddie remember that

“On n’est jamais si bien servi que par soi-même” I dont know what you mean there babes

Okay Kyle’s rizz game is unmatched currently

That Grease reference made me very happy

I am going to ignore Theo’s “side swept” hair and instead focus on the fact this is obviously an Aaron Warner and Adam Kent kind of situation

There’s something off about Kyle… but I can’t place my finger on it….

DNF… I really wanted to love this one. It sounded so good, but it did not deliver. This is YA but comes across as middle grade. The FMC reactions and thoughts are underdeveloped and repetitive. At this point in the book I’ve only gotten her obsession over a guy and her immaturity. There is no overall plot shown at this point and it’s generally boring.