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not to say she has a big ego. she probably is beautiful and gets harassed because of it but like give it a break yk

also tell me why this entire book seems to be narrated by a pick me whos tryna find any reason to gain sympathy. “my ma is tryna be anywhere but here” GIRL STFU

goddam belen be grateful that she cares. you talk about how everything feels so heavy and no one cares to listen to u but im very sure you’re amazing older sister would. she been through that shit with you and shes a good person. really just finding any reason to want a man. U CAN TALK TO UR SISTER. COMPLETE BS 🫩

goodness gracious leti take a hint

really thinking about losing it to a college guy 💔🥀

who told this guy that was ok 😭💀

it literally is those little pronoun shifts that make all the difference tho. they say all u need to know you’re mine vs im yours

why can’t people be this forward irllll 😭😩😩😩

yeah…sharing a drink feels a but intimate for a guy you just met

idk how else you could’ve responded to that, girl

who actually writes that down and thinks “yeah she’s totally gonna go for me if i tell her she has a fat ass first thing in the morning “

wait so being normal is bad now bc pre-calc is normally taken 11th/12th grade anyway

diabolical belen 😭🥀

damn so they have this much money to spend on metal detectors and police but not actual education 🫩✌️

gang pretending what doesn’t exist

no way they can talk about orgasms and porn and still call this young adult

no way its legal to give this out to middle schoolers

and this family’s experience with men is exactly why women are gay