Status Updates From Swallowed

Loved another book this another wrote, so giving this one a chance because it's botanical themed

this girl is getting turned on by looking at grassss 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 wdym she almost orgasmed just because of grass 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

"And there she was, only a few light-years away: the Planet, as if handed to us by God himself, to cleanse us of our sins." Dawgggggggg at least make it lessss obviousssssssssss you're christiannnnnnn okkkkaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!! we received your message aaa whooolleeeee booook agooo!!!!!!!!

can this author stop pushing her own religious beliefs into her fiction books? Especially when the context doesn't even require any talk of God? We get it, Meg. We get it. You're CHRISTIAN!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

is bro grass-sexual?

I love going into Meg Smitherman books blind and then being completely caught off guard by the level of unhinged