Status Updates From Six Wild Crowns (Queens of ...

i’m GAGGED asfuck. BRO.

Seymour is making progress with Queen Cleaves and even dared to threaten her that if she ever goes against Boleyn & her that she’ll kill her herself. come on now character growth! we also learn that Henry has never slept with Queen Cleaves because of “rumors” that she was ugly. she’s not ugly, however she paid ppl to spread bcs to Henry, rumors matter (insecure ahh). also the 3 executions in Brynd? 😔

NOW we’re talking. so we know now that Cernunnos or whatever tf is simply a lesser god to Medren whose always been envious of how powerful she is & crave mortal’s praise. what he did was reach out to Athelred to pursue said patriarchical agenda. whole time these 6 queen DO NOT NEED MEN at all to survive because they ARE the magic. Seymour managed to ab*rt the baby cuz girlie was so against being pregnant. period

SECRET’S OUT. turns out, it was not King Henry who channels such power through his wives to keep the bordweal strong—it was 6 of his wives who truly possess that magic, channeled through him, that strengthens him as the King he is right now. all 6 of first-queens are mined underneath the Brynd & Boleyn went into labor there to which she brings her daughter, Elizabeth with Nymphs aiding her. THIS RETELLING IS FYE

sunscína came from Medrenkynd, a goddess, who was ACTUALLY the protector of Elben. she became mortal as Medren where Elben was at brink of war, so she carved her own eyes, divide into 6, hence why all six kingdoms of Elben has the sunscína where queens can communicate with one another. Howard being only 16?WTF. Boleyn’s will for the child to be passed to Mary? Howard, Seymour, Boleyn alliance? things are shifting

Seymour getting married to King Henry after the Queen of Hyde’s passing which makes her now the Queen of Hyde itself?!#%^ it gets more intriguing because the best part is that despite the marriage, even during the act of first night, all Seymour could think about was Boleyn. Boleyn & Seymour is the peak foundation of the queens slowly UNCOVERING & TAKING OVER. Boleyn cooking up a plan is so smart, my girl truly!!

Boleyn found an orb that somewhat exudes magic & she figured out that this orb can only be accessed by the Queens of Elben (hence why she could see Queen of Hyde & the queen can sense her looking at her as she was dying). not only that, Boleyn figured out that Seymour loved her then they get a lil spicy whilst sharing the bed WHEWW. we also learn that the more rumors a Queen possess are ones to win the ‘game’

no bcs why didn’t i think that there was gonna be multiple spies that the Queen Agaron sent instead of just sending Seymour to ensure Bolyne has a miscarriage?? things are picking up and i wonder how they’ll come to understand the true power of magic underneath the mines AND how they’ll get all 6 queens to participate when it’s clear Queen Agaron seems the most ‘envious’ per se/doing the most.

oh no.. Boleyn took a sip of that damn wine. is something bad going to happen to her pregnancy. and the way she’s been so worried of the bad things that could be happening to her pregnancy that she swore she intends to make a plan? hmm

the newly-crowned queen & the humble “servant” crossing paths to eventually do the unthinkable? now i like this. i’ve never read anything close to wlw but if this is what i think it’s gonna be, the unification between Boleyn & Seymour is gonna be lethal. nothing major happened just yet other than the marriage but i think it’ll pick up 👀