Status Updates From Forged in Blood

i’m just gonna finish this book and return it bc i can’t even stan the thought of it being on my shelf haunting me

this is agonizing

this is literal hell

she literally just made the earth shake from an orgasm
all they did was kiss and touch her a lil bit btw 🫩

“no idea abt what?” “how much the three of us want to fuck you” WHAT THE HELLY? WHY ARE ALL THESE CHARACTERS SO FUCKING FREAKED OUT?? please stop talking about this shit i jus want to know what ophelia is even tho she’s the most pathetic fmc ive ever read abt and i would definitely fucking bully her like penelope
the author only wrote this book so that she could goon to three dudes and a fat pink hair girl

“as long as he’s here, i’m okay” OPHELIA GIRL… you’ve literally talked to the professor once.. and he called u a nobody.. wtf?? u have a feeling in the deepest part of you? probably ur reproductive system because you stupid bitch is always horny like ur a virgin why r u so riled up abt these dudes who hate you and you hate them. i despise this book and its a struggle to get through it

“how the fuck has life made this incredible girl feel so worthless?”
MAYBE YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS VAMPIRE BUDDIES BULLYING HER 24/7 STUPID ASS HOE
“i know that she is everything” oh my lord what is so fascinating about this damn girl besides her fucking pink hair and body like FUCK
AND CAN FMC ACT HER DAMN AGE “stomps her foot” “checks pink as hair” why are u acting like a toddler ur 19 years old🫩

i literally can’t read this dude my eyebrows are going to fall off by the end of the book from crumpling them so much
“that’s a good little cupcake” WTF?? The cupcake nickname is going to make me explode
like th author is trying way to hard to make them each have a nickname for her but out of all the names?? cupcake??
“hotter and wetter by the second” ophelia bumps into a guy and immediately gets horny