Status Updates From Beauty and the Bachelor

“It’s d-d-dad. It wasn’t an ulcer. He has c-c-c-cancer.”
“Th-th-thanks.”

GET OUT OF MY FACE. I hate this book.

This REEKS of misogyny even from the FMC when she’s not doing performative help for apparently fat teens who just happened to be bullied looking for a prom dress

And the writing is absolutely terrible

Oh I do NOT like how he talks about how all women are gold diggers and fake and how a tv show is psychotic and the women on it are all desperate lunatics. There’s a way to write these things without making the male character a misogynist.

And if we get the “she’s so different” trope I’ll be out of here asap