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Lula
is on page 376 of 408
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HALLELUJAH ALPHONSE IS DEAD THANK GOD and Heather O'Neill made him die in the most logical realistic way possible so it's good news *finally* giving the reader and Baby what we need but in a way that makes sense and isn't just to please either of us. Reliefff. (ok I still have 26 pages to go it could still get worse)
— Apr 15, 2026 10:45AM
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HALLELUJAH ALPHONSE IS DEAD THANK GOD and Heather O'Neill made him die in the most logical realistic way possible so it's good news *finally* giving the reader and Baby what we need but in a way that makes sense and isn't just to please either of us. Reliefff. (ok I still have 26 pages to go it could still get worse)
Lula
is on page 372 of 408
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Omfg cette fois il va le tuer non? je veux arreter de lire protect little Xavier purée quel enfer je peux pas continuer a lire pcq mes yeux veulent sauter des lignes et me spoiler pour se rassurer ou en finir mdr
— Apr 14, 2026 12:23PM
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Omfg cette fois il va le tuer non? je veux arreter de lire protect little Xavier purée quel enfer je peux pas continuer a lire pcq mes yeux veulent sauter des lignes et me spoiler pour se rassurer ou en finir mdr
Lula
is on page 349 of 408
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Fucking hell pas l'hero 😭 ca s'arrête jamais... ce connard d'Alphonse sait tres bien ce qu'il fait
— Apr 13, 2026 05:01PM
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Fucking hell pas l'hero 😭 ca s'arrête jamais... ce connard d'Alphonse sait tres bien ce qu'il fait
Lula
is on page 344 of 408
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This book is giving me whiplash jppp all the back and forth between yes Baby finally escaped Alphonse! nope she's going back to him... BUT she escapes again! weeeell actually she's going back to him. BESTIE. Just pull an all nighter or go back to Zoe and fake apologize to HER idk 😭 ur chances of Alphonse harming u are higher than a stranger in the street atp I want to go in the book and save her
— Apr 13, 2026 11:12AM
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This book is giving me whiplash jppp all the back and forth between yes Baby finally escaped Alphonse! nope she's going back to him... BUT she escapes again! weeeell actually she's going back to him. BESTIE. Just pull an all nighter or go back to Zoe and fake apologize to HER idk 😭 ur chances of Alphonse harming u are higher than a stranger in the street atp I want to go in the book and save her
















