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“Get out of my head!”
“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic
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“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic
