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Finished story six “sixteen metaphors”
I used to like Demetri Martin a lot as a teenager. This reminded me of that.
— 2 hours, 19 min ago
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I used to like Demetri Martin a lot as a teenager. This reminded me of that.
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Finished “main character”
Wow. Wowowow. Unfortunately, I have been online enough for this story to hit; if you have too and you’re not Bee then you have encountered Bee, just not as prolific. Even if I wasn’t that online omfg what a clever exploration of identity, solidarity, loneliness, social media, shitposting, so much. I’m so close to the end, I want to finish the book, but I need to sit with that.
— 2 hours, 37 min ago
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Wow. Wowowow. Unfortunately, I have been online enough for this story to hit; if you have too and you’re not Bee then you have encountered Bee, just not as prolific. Even if I wasn’t that online omfg what a clever exploration of identity, solidarity, loneliness, social media, shitposting, so much. I’m so close to the end, I want to finish the book, but I need to sit with that.
Adam Rakic
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Chapter 1: The Feminist
An insight into the mind of the wokest incel in the world. Hilarious and terrifying in how cringe this guy’s worldview is. I hope we find out what went down at the end.
— 3 hours, 46 min ago
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An insight into the mind of the wokest incel in the world. Hilarious and terrifying in how cringe this guy’s worldview is. I hope we find out what went down at the end.
amber
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Story five “main character”
“To discourage snacking she only bought those filmy, neon-orange peanut butter saltine snacks everyone hated.” Who said that??? in my Porsha voice
— 4 hours, 50 min ago
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“To discourage snacking she only bought those filmy, neon-orange peanut butter saltine snacks everyone hated.” Who said that??? in my Porsha voice
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Finished fourth story “Our Dope Future”
Never again make me read from the perspective of someone I know went up for Elon’s “let that sink in” bit
— 5 hours, 22 min ago
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Never again make me read from the perspective of someone I know went up for Elon’s “let that sink in” bit
















