Status Updates From Merry Pucking Christmas

dnf’ing right away 💀💀 i think this must be the new record
but this “Honestly, I’d much rather just power through the holidays, sipping peppermint mocha in my dorm room. There's something cozy about staying in my dorm”

like no need to repeat dorm twice one after the other… sigh.

but tbf i expected this shit so!

LMFAOOOOO I JUST OPENED THE BOOK AND ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE SJFJDJISOSOS it’s written so badly, the first page is just fucking stream of consciousness 😭😭😭 that’s not how you write characteristic moment sir….

oh… a man wrote this? and it’s the trope i absolutely hate (horny stupid characters)??? seems like this will be an easy dnf lol. i dont even know why i added this book to my tbr in MAY?? when i already knew how much i hate straight horny ppl????? but again trying to free up my Christmas book folder so 😭😭😭