Status Updates From El jardinero fiel

"A man on his way to the scaffold thinks of a multitude of things at once and Woodrow, for all that he had a skinful of his own tax-free whisky inside him, was no exception."

“They were a brilliantly devised distorting lens that turned facts into monsters, yet left them looking like facts.”

“If in doubt, lie, he has sworn to himself. If in hell, lie. If I trust nobody—not even myself—if I am to be loyal only to the dead, lie.”