Status Updates From My Roommate from Hell

What’s that saying about making a deal with the devil? In every story that’s always a mistake. It might seem like you’re getting something out of it, but the devil always wins in the end.
Those are all stories, though. They’re not real. I shake his hand, and the deal is done.

ADAM????? Omg it makes so much sense now

BRUH

ARE WE ACTUALLY JOKING???? NO ACTUALLY WHAT ARE WE DOING UGHHHHH

Okay it is bedtime and I’m in love with this cringy YA book. I don’t care. I’m addicted.

“I’m Maleilius, Lord of Misery and Master of the Rotting Riverlands. Dark tidings to you.”

do you think the lord of misery and master of the rotting riverlands aka the king of hell maleilius is single and into younger men (asking for a friend)

I went into this book blind and this is not what I was expecting… but I’m not mad about it?

All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head

Reading a book off of my tbr? Who knew that was possible?