Status Updates From Theodore Roosevelt

A drunk was making trouble at the bar with a cocked revolver in each hand. He shots menacingly at the clock. When he spotted the bespectacled Roosevelt, he taunted him “‘Four-eyes”. Regarding it as a joke, Roosevelt sat silent. But the drunk kept taunting with his gun. Suddenly, Roosevelt lashed out with a right to the jaw, a left, and another right. The drunk sank to the floor, and his guns went off harmlessly.