Status Updates From Hammajang Luck

oh. ok 🌶️

i can’t stop hearing belters from the expanse with this accent

ehh i’m still not invested in the plot or the characters. and the narrators hawaiian accent is crap

it’s not “lesbian romance” if one of them is a trans man smh. it’s incredibly ignorant and transphobic to label it as such. i’ll continue reading though because im a sucker for an Ocean’s 11 like story

I wanted to love this so badly, and there's so many elements of it that I am enjoying, but there's some pieces of the heist that aren't working for me.