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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: What am I doing? This is insane. I’m stalking my stalker.
— 8 hours, 59 min ago
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: …no way can we trust this fucker.
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— 9 hours, 11 min ago
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: I don’t need proof to beat your ass.
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— 9 hours, 15 min ago
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: So what, you appointed yourself my guardian angel?
— 9 hours, 34 min ago
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: What’s your usual Christmas tradition? Sitting alone in a dark room, plotting against holiday cheer?
— Sep 20, 2026 03:46PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: I’m two steps away from being a Scrooge.
Jack: Well, we can’t have that, can we? I’ll make it my personal mission to turn you into a regular Cindy Lou Who by Christmas Eve.
— Sep 20, 2026 03:46PM
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Jack: Well, we can’t have that, can we? I’ll make it my personal mission to turn you into a regular Cindy Lou Who by Christmas Eve.
thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: Shoveling snow, hot chocolate, and now walking beneath the snowflakes of New York. How much more Hallmark movie can you get?
— Sep 20, 2026 03:42PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: I have a secret addiction to trashy reality TV shows. The more drama, the better.
— Sep 20, 2026 01:47PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: No big deal really. I just have a stalker.
Jack: …
— Sep 20, 2026 01:43PM
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Jack: …
thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: What do firefighters usually do on their days off?
Jack: Walk next to pretty girls to get hot cocoa.
— Sep 20, 2026 01:40PM
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Jack: Walk next to pretty girls to get hot cocoa.
thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: I’m here to protect her, not . . . not have an inconvenient boner.
— Sep 20, 2026 12:57PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: She broke the firefighter code. Never. Disable. An. Alarm.
— Sep 20, 2026 12:56PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: I need to fix this. I need to keep her safe.
— Sep 20, 2026 12:56PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Jack: The girl is going to cause me to stroke out.
— Sep 20, 2026 12:55PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Chloe: Fuck this. Take this, you dirty bastard.
— Sep 20, 2026 12:55PM
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