Status Updates From Be Gay, Do Crime

story 7: 1.5/5
it had practical magic references, whether or not intentional idk, but basically all i enjoyed

story 8: 2/5
idk if i agree or disagree with the whole "theres no bad dogs, just bad owners"

story 9: 2.5/5
i liked the mental health aspect but the tinder date just pissed me off too much

story 10: 3/5
it was at least entertaining even if i dont understand the why

story 11: 2/5
president is killed, eh

story #3: 3/5⭐
it was fine, it wasnt something new that someone does petty theft after each breakup. the last one leads her breaking into a rich persons house and going off the rails smashing things, it was at least entertaining to read

story #4: 2.5/5⭐
it was hard to read cuz of lockdown trauma but i liked they ganged up on the idiotic covid protestors at the end

story #5: 1/5⭐
was really weird and uncomfortable

so i was browsing the library and found this and as its title is something i quote quite a bit i thought it would be up my alley XD

story 1: 1/5 ⭐
it was just plain weird and really unrealistic? it also doesnt help that i dont like babies so i think even if it made sense, i probably would still not enjoy it.

story 2: 1/5 ⭐
i was confused, all i can think was the person committed the crime because they were bored?

I’m not foreseeing this being highly rated. Two stories in and the writing is equally juvenile between them. The plots are also unbelievable—in the Lewis Carroll sort of nonsense way.