Status Updates From Clown Girl

i refuse to read cop romance in any form even if you put a sad pathetic clown on it

the happy ending is her unclowning unrecognized by jerrod but choosing him. okay. okay. okay.

jerrod judging her bc he thinks shes a swer and being like ohhh i guess i misread things as if he ever listened to her fucking once ever killlllll meeeeee killllll meeeeeeeeeeee
kill me!!!!!!!!!!!

of course rex is a cheater sure thing. why is this book giving fucking mhairi mcfarlane?!!???

first actual post chaplin post photoshoot job she could be expected to be at and she forgot about it. the forgetting is reasonable i get it!!!!!!! but it just!!!!!!!!!!! makes the stated plot!!!!!!!!!!!! feeeeeeel like its not happening if it you know. never happens.!!!!!!!!!!!

genuinely did not think we would ever truly see rex on the page at any point (Yes i was shocked when he actually called back) and he has literally been normal and reasonable this entire time. i hate jerrod lol

like other than his possibly hinky absence we have no true reason to dislike rex so her cheating him with his *spits on the ground* cop just makes her intensely dislikable

thought of chekhovs jug of piss in the fridge too often now they're discussing chekhovs gun fr lolll

nita girl I UNDERSTAND YOU do NOT let this COP undermine your MAGNUM OPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

chance back we up.

it was plucky but he doesnt get any rights bc hes had him this whole time

dog it better be plucky or chance that's the "evidence" or imma beat jerrod's ass. esp if its just the piss funnel.

chekov's refrigerated jug of piss finally got shot

god i hate this copaganda cop romance shit. get to the plot!!!!!!

god i wish this cop shit wasnt taking up so much of this book.

no clue if that gaza strip bit was anti palestinean or not but it def felt in poor taste. also i dont know what he could be other than a cop but jerrod would be a fine character if he just Wasnt A Cop. the "shoot sniff, you lost your dog, when did that happen?" could have been endearing in a dif character!