Status Updates From The Wingman (Vancouver Stor...

She tells Hayden the truth. How she tried to break up with kit in December. And he says that’s fucked up.

He say he wants what Rory and Jamie has and she says he doesn’t. They are in the honeymoon phase. But she can’t figure him out. But he doesn’t want to be seen as a player
She asked if he brought lots of girls he. He said no they have team dinners they already called the owner this morning and begged for a reservation.

Aww. It’s a first for him too. He’s never bought flowers or gone out on Valentine’s Day

Aww he for her toms of roses.
Omg. 8 dozen. One for each year they’ve known each other

Yeah I’d be gone

She’s panicking bc she realized she’s developed a crush on him.

She’s wearing her new dress for him.

He asked Miller , Jamie and alexei for help

He asks her out on a date. To practice he says. She says yes. It’s tomorrow. Valentine’s Day. Bc she’s never been out on Valentine’s Day. And he’s pissed at his friend kit for treating her that way. So he’s going to take her out and show her how to should be. Even though he’s never been out in Valentine’s Day either bc he’s keeps it casual and they know.

Yep called it. He said the other night he got hard and had to go take a shower and make himself come.

So Georgia and Alexei are interesting. They fight but are so interested in each other. She shops consignment but he thinks she a spoiled rich princess

she asks how to let someone know she wants to take it further. He says to touch them. she starts touching him &saying like this? then she’s touching his thigh & rubbing it. he’s like that’s good. ur a natural. You’ve got the hang of it. But he snatched her wrist up & put it in her lap & said he was going to bed & taking a shower. Guess she doesn’t know what that means bc she thought he didn’t want her

Oh no. Hayden went further deep.

He told she could practice on him she goes like use you? He said yeah if it would make you more comfortable.

Oh my god. Hayden seriously may not have anything to worry about. She is so weird

She told this man their DNA wasn’t compatible and that they might be distantly related. And that he didn’t smell good to her.

And he still invited her to his place!!!

She told him he smelled weird. Omg. She said before it was awkward. That she said, come here often. But seriously? He really just wanted her for the hockey connection.

She says he’s acting weird. And thinks it’s bc she broke his best friend’s heart. She thinks he’s frustrated with her. She went to put her hand around his waist and he gave her shoulder a quick squeeze and then stepped away.

Well that was chaotic. This whole thing is a bad idea. lol. Whole concept. lol

They were at a bar. She saw a guy. They sent him drinks. He came over to thank them. Hayden over heard him ask her what she was doing later. If she wanted to go back to his place. Hayden lost it. Said we can’t we have that hike with Jamie and Pippa. The guy went crazy over Jamie. Then he asked for her # and he said she lost her phone

He tried to convince Rory and tell him she’s not his type. Rory says I’m not buying it. I’ll be here when you’re ready for advice.

Haaha.

I guess he lost his virginity with some girl in 11th grade & he put a lot of effort in it. So she told her friend who came to him the next wknd and pulled him into a closet to experience his skills first hand. Then it happened at a party the next weekend and the next weekend and he earned the reputation player. Damn dude.

So Rory has him figured out and is pushing his buttons. Like you are going to teach her everything and then her off to live happily ever after with another guy. Hayden hates that image. Hayden thinks that if she wanted him she would’ve made a move in the last 8 years.

He hates garden gnomes and finds them creepy. So she’s been torturing him with the one that hm his grandmother gave her.

She says that he doesn’t touch her at all anymore. He used all the time but she broke up with kit he doesn’t

She said it was annoying. He had a specific image of the idea, woman. And she didn’t fit that image. She wanted to dye her hair a pale purple lavender. And he said it would look childish, and her hair was nice as it is.