Status Updates From Knot Falling for You (Stars...

“No! Bad pussy! No alphas allowed. Do I need to get that tattooed down there? I move my purse up my shoulder and subtly pinch myself to redirect my body’s urges. It’s working! Wait, no, now I’m in pain and horny. Why did I pinch myself so hard? Luckily they don’t seem to have noticed my twitching.”

Okay shes dumb but also low key funny🤣

She thought this alpha was a statue……with clothes…….reading a book……..

“You’re the best coworker” as she straddles him on a bench. Girl is so cringe its killing me

Is this really as cringe as I’m making it out to be?