Status Updates From Perfume & Pain

natalie naudus 🤝🏼 narrating weird lesbian lit fic

“Ever since I’ve turned 35 I’ve felt 50. 34 was 27 and 35 is 50. Standard mathematical principals can’t account for such phenomena.”
As someone who just turned 35: yes.

‘A psychologist might say my taste for doggystyle, which avoids eye contact, suggests a fear of intimacy, but luckily I never really told my therapist the truth.’

lol this is gonna be fun, already enjoying the writing style