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what the fuck do you MEAN ‘acknowledgements’?!??!!

she’s mad he killed the guy who tried to rape her. jeaus christ she’s so fucking unbearable.

i know it’s only mid january, but this book WILL be in my top reads of 2026. holy shit this shit is fantastic

oh my god. genuinely, OH MY FUCKING GOD (complimentary)

THEY’RE SLAUGHTERING THE SERVANTS

‘in private, he reminisced on the beauty of his work, if a little messy and even more reckless, strung ralven’s teeth on a necklace chain, and talked to darius when he took a bath.’ oh my crazy man 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

sorry but all the murder has made me love omerold even more 🤷🏻‍♀️

HE HAS A MANS HEAD UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS

OH MY GOD

oh my god risala shut your fucking mouth

‘an audible sob could be heard. “he’s coming for me, the one i once called a friend.”’ chills. literal chills

HOLY SHIT. NEIMA RECORED THE WHOLE THING?!?? oh omerold is so fucked

ew. i can genuinely say that i don’t like risala as a main character at all. like, she can go and fuck whoever she wants but the second omerold holds a girls hand she’s mad… get a fucking grip. genuinely pathetic behaviour imo

‘“there is something deeply wrong with you.” miro whimpered, trying and failing to scramble away. “what i have just witnessed… that sort of strength could only—“ “come from a god?” coren finished his sentence. “have you ever crossed a dark?” “none like you.” the prisoner caged behind miro interjected. “i’m flattered.” coren replied.’ I’M GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE🫦😫

sorry but coren is a dilf 😋😋

“i’m trying my best not to sleep around anymore.” i can assure you, not sleeping around is NOT difficult. 🤷🏻‍♀️

ew. 😬 the irritation with this girl just keeps coming.

oh my gooooood can risala stop with her fucking ‘i’m such a victim!1!1!’ mentality? annoying as FUCK.

‘“i’m sorry i got carried away,” omerold whispered, dragging his sleeve across his face. “i didn’t mean for there to be so many bodies”’ that’s the line that made me pick up this book

oh! okay

‘that a boy like omerold veridian could ever be like his father. maybe even worse.’ called it.

man… imagine slapping someone and their head doesn’t even turn… how embarrassing 😂😂

she replaced her best friend with his brother… yikes

“the way my health is going, i’m hoping i’ll be dead” same

i have a bad feeling about all of this…

“why am i here? some pathetic revenge plan because i took a bite out of perseus‘s nose?” it’s been like 24 hours and the fact he actually did that is STILL cracking me up 😂😭

i’m sorry, i could honestly not give less of a fuck about risala if i tried.

“as you lovingly demonstrated for the presidents’ son” him chomping that boys nose is genuinely cracking me the fuck up 😂😭