Status Updates From This Book Kills

the way these conversations don't sound natural at all, it's like they know I'm reading and they're overexplaining shit 😭💀

I knew it was Clem

Can everyone just die??

I don't even care who killed him
I'm not even trying to use my head
He probably deserved to die and the annoying MC can die too for all I care

I can't stop watching interviews of the Off campus cast so now I have them on my mind 24/7 and I keep imagining them as the characters and it's so funny because these people are all white paper sheet english pricks, except for Jess ofc. But like, I know that Tommy guy probably looks nothing like John Logan but I have him on my mind so from now on every boy presented as cute is Logan to me 😭💀

what the fuck is Arthur's problem and why is he so creepy??? either he's the killer or Clem is, because I do not trust that girl either.

I don't really like Clem but I do like Summer and Annabelle⭐️

I'm bored...Just tell me who killed him

"I might have felt inadequate compared to everyone else at Heybuckle, desperate to blend in and prove I belonged. But I was never ashamed of where I came from."
Yeah let's go Jess!!!!
finally some attitude.

This book kills of boredom.
I don't generally like boarding schools murder mysteries but I'll give this a chance

lmfao the way they keep using cow as an insult 😭

It's so funny that booktok said this has similar vibes to agggtm, PLEASE! this girl doesn't even come close to Pippa. It's not like I hate her or anything, the racism part is very sad but this is a murder mystery not a contemporary, she's lacking that detective whimsy that makes these books so exciting.