Status Updates From Stainless

there is some downright atrocious porn in this book. no sex scene should contain the words 'her secret passages'

i can see why several reviews say this book was obviously written by a man. what's going on with 'these breasts also were not as soft as others keith had known. they were problematic'. how do one's breasts become problematic. aside from when i take my shirt off and have to contend with them.

ive read a lot of somewhat serious books this year. it's time for vampires