Status Updates From Homecoming for Beginners

"Alan Chiu was going to regret the day he decided to mess with Ollie’s
man."
ugh thats so hot

"Dad, we can go, right? Since you got fired and stuff.”

Theo please 😭😭😭😭 LMAOOO

Occasionally a child ran up and requested permission to go inside
and use the bathroom, which baffled him. What was he going to do? Say
no, you have to pee behind a bush?

some teachers say no which is crazy cuz wat do u want me to do?? but also high school kids be lying bout going to the washroom so uhm...idk bruh

“So I guess I have to call your wife. Again.”
The sun returned to Henry’s face. “I love my wife.”

AWWW so cuteee

family PLEASE be found

miss ashlyn kane if you can hear me. love your work. and im a big fan of how you write kids properly. but PAD THAI and BULGOGI BEEF are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT cuisines. pad thai is thai food and bulgogi is korean. i find it extremely hard to believe that the SAME place would have BOTH. asia isnt a monolith! lets be #real. and during aapi month nonetheless! come on!

I love when books have funny lines.