Status Updates From Colin Gets Promoted and Doo...

i don’t like when the protagonist bumbles his way through the whole story but then becomes very suddenly competent at the end. also saying he’s a badass and he got to the end by himself???? bitch what are you talking about!!!! you had so much help!!!!!

unlikeable protagonists can be fun but what i don’t like are protagonists who are presented as likeable but frankly, aren’t.

NOOOOBODY is pointing out that even unintentional colin is the one who caused the problems??????

the primary romance is ugh and the hint of a secondary romance being teased is also ugh

ah yes, white boy who won’t take any responsibility for anything.

like bro you didn’t make the deal as a great self sacrifice you did it for your own selfish reasons. understandable reasons of course but let’s not pretend you’re an innocent here lol.

you did indirectly kill a LOT of people bro you’re not in the right.

colin has a lot of gall to be indignant over other people’s wrongs just saying lol

i was like yay no instalove, they’re figuring it out, but NAH, INSTALOVE.