Status Updates From Mademoiselle Robot

fuck doug, and you know what, fuck men in general

“SHE CAN HEAR THEM in the kitchen talking. In the bedroom having sex. She turns her hearing down as far as it will go, but still she can hear them. ”

You can be a fucking robot and the guy is still be a asshole.

“He sleeps with Delta sometimes, but not more than once a week, and he never brings her to bed with Annie at the same time. ”

This man buys a robot girlfriend, and basically gives her consciousness, so “girlfriend experience” is more real. Then he goes onto buy another robot because he doesn’t like the way she cleans, and proceeds to fuck that very robot.

WTF, no wonder he’s fucking divorced.

i want to beat doug to death with a blunt object. that’s all for now.

WHAT

“What would you do if someone else besides Doug asked you to sleep with them?”

Men🚩🚩

“So, you got her just after the divorce?”

MY BAD A COPY OF HIS EX-WIFE!

“She looks so real,” Roland says. “I mean, you look so real. Wait. Doesn’t she kind of remind you of Gwen?”
“Took you a while to notice,” Doug says.”

I know it’s a red flag to have a sex robot but it’s even a bigger red flag to make her look like his ex-girlfriend. 🚩🚩🚩