Status Updates From Perverse Wonderland

I really don't think I can do this. The main character is detestable. People only matter to her if they're hot enough, and she's ridiculously caught up in how super incredibly SO HOT she is herself.

And now to avoid serial killer landlords, she's uglifying herself by washing off makeup, wearing glasses, and disheveling her hair. Because only hot women get murdered?

AAAAND we have some casual anti-semitism. "To be more accurate, I drove, because in all her Brooklyn-born, Jewish-American princess glory, Nava had shrewdly managed to avoid learning how to drive a stick shift." ...pretty sure not knowing how to drive stick comes from being American and just not loving cars or NEEDING to learn stick.

I already hate the main character. Being picky and knowing your value is good... Bragging about your appearance like it's the only important thing? Shallow and tedious.

Gotta say, this is one that reads better out loud or as a script. Reminds me a lot of Bridget Jones' Diary... style and story wise.